How do you tell the difference between a happy middle aged woman and one who feels used up and left for dead?
- Her calendar has gone from cocktail outings to waxing appointments
- She wears an infinity scarf not just cause it will stay put-but to remind her of her longevity
- She is not afraid to announce her best friend second to her husband is her regular grocery checker who ties for second with her cat/dog
- She talks to her boobs
- She has phased out jewelry and phased in expensive undergarments
- She openly admits how many sex partners she has had
- She is proud to announce the rare occasion she used the recipe from the box
- She buys flowers for herself at least once a month completely devoid of any hidden messages to her husband
- She works out so she will feel good rather than look good
- She sees age-discrimination in the workplace as an opportunity; a second chapter, “how to turn your hobby into cash flow?”