A looking glass to capture my beauty
A hubba-hubba hiney to enhance my booty,
A knit pair of socks that comes in three’s
A Mexican maid ta’ keep me off my knees
A knowing smile from my loving brood,
Some pheromone gel to enhance my mood
Six calling suitors, without solicitous needs
Two family members relinquishing me of all their deeds
A fragile snow globe holding my 2 enemies captive
42 years child support, current and retroactive
When I close my eyes on Christmas Eve
Please Santa-TICKETS
The French Antilles-a winter’s reprieve?
