The Wisdom of an aged woman

                                                 10 things I wish my mother had told me

  1. If you cherish your best friend dearly and want to know her forever, don’t make her a bridesmaid in your wedding.
  2. There is this thing that happens monthly and it will make your life a living hell.
  3. Ummm….there are these cotton jobbies called tampons by all means use them!
  4. For God’s sake sunscreen the back of your hands and your decolliteage or whatever that word is that means the skin you don’t want to hide with huge Stella and Dot necklaces later.
  5. If you go to see someone in the hospital that is dying, by all means cry.
  6. You is kind you is smart, you is important.
  7. Doing nothing is just as important as doing something.
  8. Always let on that you are crazy….so you can it channel properly, to be a good crazy!
  9. Do not shove your foot in a smaller shoe to make it look smaller, it doesn’t work
  10. The root of all dis-orders is the things you dis in other people, don’t be dissin’

 

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